Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's Friday. Sex?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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