you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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