You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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