I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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