when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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