Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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