the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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