I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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