When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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