So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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