I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
