I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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