Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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