I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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