We named our party play list daddy issues
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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