my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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