This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
one might say we're banned from that church
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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