Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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