Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
