I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
