he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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