Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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