Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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