physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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