I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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