Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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