I cockslap morals
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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