I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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