Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
BRING THE BAGELS
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