Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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