This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He? As in you personified your dick?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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