and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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