sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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