so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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