I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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