My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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