Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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