I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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