Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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