haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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