I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
