sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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