I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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