You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I looked at my own cervix.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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