Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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