He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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