Banned from zoo.
Again?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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