I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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