Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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