That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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