problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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