Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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