I showed him my bush... on skype.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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