Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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